baiku said: AND MEGATRON’S EVEN OLDER HOW ABOUT THAT

YEAH THAT’S SO FRUSTRATING FOR HIM LIKE 

"soundwave honey i know you think you’re old but i am old as balls"

the decepticons are literally just the addams family

soundwave and megatron are morticia and gomez, the seekers are wednesday and pugsley but thundercracker is also there

shockwave is uncle fester, laserbeak is thing, one of the constructicons is lurch, and idk the rest

soundwave is constantly telling megatron that he misses his youth and megatron just sighs and tries to explain to him that he’s not that old, but to no avail

shrikestrike said: god, just the murderous moppets all over again

pretty much

human soundwave never tells his age but he’s roughly 30-ish and is convinced that he’s super old 

human tc is 28 and starscream is 31

rumble and frenzy aren’t actually children, soundwave just tries to convince everyone otherwise

skywarp is the youngest seeker tho

human skywarp is like 25 and wears huge jackets and gets pummeled by soundwave’s 18 year old minions

he also never cuts his hair until someone makes him, and is mixed race hawaiian with something

i hate coventionally pretty/cute starscreams

every time i see a human starscream i’m just like “nope, he’s too conventionally pretty. can’t be starscream, no siree”